Two Die-Hard Foodies Take On The Whole30
April 3, 2018
I am halfway through a 4-serving box of bear-shaped graham crackers, having been dunking them in a jar of almond butter as I sip a glass of whiskey. That’s when I pause. It’s been a month since I finished Whole30. Read more…
March 6, 2018
I kept putting off posting this because a) I was like “UGH THIS IS GONNA BE LONG,” b) I was like “UGH this is the wrap-up, I better make this good,” and eventually c) I was like “UGH I’ve put Read more…
March 1, 2018
I have had to remind 3 people today that February is 28 days long, hence I am not done yet. And as I am not done yet, I’m going to refrain from getting reflective yet. One of the things that Read more…
February 28, 2018
Today was weirdly hard considering I’m 2 days ’til the end. I was hungry most of the day today. Like I’d eat my meal — a meal I’ve eaten before and has filled me up previously — and felt nothing Read more…
February 26, 2018
I WILL ATTEMPT TO BE BRIEF. (Put it on my headstone.) This morning, I awoke to weird thumping noises in my building that rattled me enough to get my heart rate going so that it took a full hour to Read more…
February 25, 2018
The last few days have been pretty uneventful. By which I mean I got a lot done and then hid out in my apartment for as much of it as I could. Friday was pretty low-key. Except that I made Read more…
February 22, 2018
I think I ate too many tomatoes today. You see, I adore cherry tomatoes. I always have. When I was a kid and my dad was planting a veggie garden, I begged him to include a cherry tomato plant. He Read more…
February 21, 2018
Things that are currently bumming me out: The Olive Garden meatball pizza bowl. These cookies filled with Nutella that are only available in Germany. Friends making plans to go get burgers and pie. AND PIE. Whatever the hell this is. Read more…
Yes, the rumors are true: I quit my Whole30. Yes, part of me feels guilty for not seeing it through, especially because I went into it in a semi-partnership with Dana and I HATE feel like I’ve let someone down Read more…
February 20, 2018
ONLY 10 MORE DAYS OF THIS MADNESS. NOTE: During the day, I write a lot of notes to myself in email drafts. I’ll often start writing the day’s blog post from those notes, and move on from there in a Read more…
Dana and Donnelle spend altogether too much time thinking about food. They’re in a burger club called Team Burger; the club is not going to be excited about this Whole30 development.